Interesting Facts

1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?

2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4. Banging your head against a wall uses an average of 900 calories an hour.

5. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

7. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

8. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

10. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

11. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

12. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

13. Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

14. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

15. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

16. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

17. Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

18. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

19. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

20. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

22. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30's lobbied against hemp farmers they saw it as competition.

23. You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

24. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

25. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.

26. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

27. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

28. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

29. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,dogs only have about ten.

30. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

智障標籤

在美國有些產品上的說明標籤很"智障"....... 信不信由你，以下是一些產品標籤上的說明。

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sears 吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Dial 香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用 (那到底是怎麼用呢？)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swanson冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍 (建議而已喔！)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 ( 剛好放得進一顆頭)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
Tesco's Tiramisu點心：(印在盒子底部) 請勿倒置

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boots 兒童咳嗽藥：請勿開車或操作機械

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
某韓國製廚房用刀：警告：隔離小孩

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury's 花生：警告：內含花生

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上(飛機上常會發的點心，內含豆子、榛果等堅果) ：說明：打開包裝，吃堅果

On a Swedish chain saw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
某瑞典製的電鋸( 殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：請勿試圖用你的雙手或生殖器停止電鋸

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來

reason not to visit a five-star hotel

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
Tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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"How to ask you boss for a salary increase...."

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo $$

In thi $ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de $perately. I think you $ hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u $ worker $ who have given $ o much $upport including $ weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your'$ $incerely,


Marian $hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :
Dear Marian

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NO thing more to add NOw. You k NO w what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

Friends always...

You might be best friends one year,

pretty good friends the next year,

don't talk that often the next year,

and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say,

even if I never talk to you again in my life,

you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends,

no matter how often you talk,

or how close you are,

and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,

and tell new friends you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend,

someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,

just remember this

and take comfort in knowing

somebody out there cares about you and always will...

Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

Prison vs works--Read Till End

IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell

AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

IN PRISON

you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

IN PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

you get your own toilet .

AT WORK

you have to share .

IN PRISON
they allow your family and
friends to visit.

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?
Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........


Kill your Manager

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made from ordinary scotch tape