Saturday, July 28, 2007

dun fight ya...

Forward this to at least 7 people and see what happens on your screen . you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you have to do is send it to 7 people and watch your screen, it is the funniest clip. I can't tell you what it is but I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!!! So, send it to those 7 people and watch. MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART! MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART FOREVER AND EVER! FRIENDS FOREVER! If you forward it to 7 people a video comes on your screen. This works. I don't know how...but it works.

Correct way to eat instant noodles without harming our bodies

Dearest instant noodle lovers, we cant be lazy when eating instant noodle...............
Please read on..........
Normally, we cook the instant noodles by putting the noodles into a pot with water, throw in the powder and let it cook for 3 mins.
This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structures of the MSGcausing it to be toxic.
The other thing that you may or may not realized isthat, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have taken the noodles.

So the CORRECT method, which you may or may not know, is to cook thenoodles this way â€

“1. boil the noodles in a pot with water.
2. once the noodles is cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. boil another pot of water till boiling and put the noodles into the hot boiling water and then shut the fire.
4. only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is very hot, put the ingredient with the powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. however, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles n add the ingredient with the powder and toss it to get dry noodles.Hope this piece of information is of importance to your health in relationto eating instant noodles and please apply this cooking method with immediate effect.

See If You Can Read This

Hi all,

Thsi si fnnuy. Cna yuo raed tish?


*fi **yuo** **cna** **raed** **tihs**, **yuo** **hvae** a **sgtrane** **mnid** too**
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.**
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch atCmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in awrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer bein the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raedit whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and Iawlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.**


ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS*

May Your Day Be Blessed As Special As You Are

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on.
Several years later, one of the students was killed in Viet Nam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature.
The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin. The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. "Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes." Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot."
After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
"We want to show you something," his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."
Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
"Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see, Mark treasured it."
All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home."
Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."
"I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my diary">
Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I carry this with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists"
That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again.
The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be. So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special and important. Tell them, before it is too late.
And One Way To Accomplish This Is: Forward this message on. If you do not send it, you will have, once again passed up the wonderful opportunity to do something nice and beautiful.
If you've received this, it is because someone cares for you and it means there is probably at least someone for whom you care.
If you're "too busy" to take those few minutes right now to forward this message on, would this be the VERY first time you didn't do that little thing that would make a difference in your relationships?
The more people that you send this to, the better you'll be at reaching out to those you care about.
Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.
May Your Day Be Blessed As Special As You Are

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Fire Rainbow

THIS IS A FIRE RAINBOW - THE RAREST OF ALL NATURALLY OCCURING ATMOSPHERIC PHENOMENA. THE PICTURE WAS CAPTURED THIS WEEK ON THE IDAHO/WASHINGTON BORDER THE EVENT LASTED ABOUT 1 HOUR CLOUDS HAVE TO BE CIRRUS, AT LEAST 20K FEET IN THE AIR, WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ICE CRYSTALS AND THE SUN HAS TO HIT THE CLOUDS AT PRECISELY 58 DEGREES.



I say its God's handiwork . Very beautiful sight!

What should you do if you lost your hand phone ?

Forwarding this useful info to all h/p users.... Just in case you lose your mobile or it gets stolen.Do u know this little trick?A 'get your own back' if you have your mobile stolen.May be of interest to Mobile Users among you.To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.This number is unique to your handset.Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.Should your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thiefchanges the SIM card your phone will be totally useless.You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in stealing mobilephones. Please do this now & keep the 15 digit code somewhere safe just in case. Let your friends know about this.
This memo will be too late if you only remember after your phone is stolen.

Hey I Saw you..

Hey , I saw U this morning on your way to work. I called out to U but U were in a big hurry & U didn't hear me.............


I knew U wouldn't believe me, so I took a picture to show U. (scroll down)








Have a Great Day, P.S. Next time dont go so fast, its not safe



Ordinary Jokes

1. girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

4. God saw me hungry, he created pizza.He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.He saw me in dark, he created light.He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

5. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementaryschool for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God iswatching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of thetable was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching theapples."

6. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand yourresponsibilities.Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

7. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

funny - Briton vs Malaysian

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to entre through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen, why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

The Shoe Box

Humour- Always look behind you.....

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying
to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?" >"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Chinese Names

Caller:Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator:Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller:No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator:You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller:I'm Sam Wan(someone)and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator:I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller: @#$.... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don'thave time for this!
Caller:You are so rude! What is your name?
Operator:I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller:Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!


Thanks ~~~~cat to share

sharing and learning

. period 句號
, comma 逗號
: colon 冒號
; semicolon 分號
! exclamation 驚歎號
? question mark 問號
 ̄ hyphen 連字符
' apostrophe 省略號
;所有格符號
- dash 破折號
『 single quotation marks 單引號
「 」 double quotation marks 雙引號
( ) parentheses 圓括號
[ ] square brackets 方括號
《 》 French quotes 法文引號
;書名號... ellipsis 省略號
‥ tandem colon 雙點號
" ditto 同上
∥ parallel 雙線號
/ virgule 斜線號
& ampersand
= and
~ swung dash 代字號
§ section
; division 分節號
→ arrow 箭號
;參見號
+ plus 加號
;正號
- minus 減號
;負號
± plus or minus 正負號
× is multiplied by 乘號
÷ is divided by 除號
= is equal to 等於號
≠ is not equal to 不等於號
≡ is equivalent to 恆等於號
≌ is identical to 全等於號
≈ is approximately equal to 約等於號
< is less than 小於號
> is more than 大於號
≮ is not less than 不小於號
≯ is not more than 不大於號
% per cent 百分之…
‰ per mill 千分之…
∞ infinity 無限大號
∝ varies as 與…成比例
√ (square) root 平方根
∵ since; because 因為
∴ hence 所以
∷ equals, as (proportion) 等於,成比例
∠ angle 角
⌒ semicircle 半圓
⊙ circle 圓
○ circumference 圓周
π pi 圓周率
△ triangle 三角形
⊥ perpendicular to 垂直於
∪ union of 並,合集
∩ intersection of 交,通集
∫ the integral of …的積分
Σ (sigma) summation of 總和
° degree 度
′ minute 分
〃 second 秒
# number …號
℃ Celsius system 攝氏度
@ at 單價

Thanks ~~~~fish

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