Thoughts change when status changes

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her.

She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see
everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying..

"Just take care of my eyes dear."

This is how human mental thoughts changes when their status changed.
Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations.



Today before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife
Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.

Before you complain about your children
Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or sweep
Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance on their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished
they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still have time to repent.

IF I WERE RICH........ ......... .........

I will buy Moonlight

My bedroom will have a window which can look at the world

MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH

My pretty servant always ready (he how ABT a hunk like brad pitt?)

MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND

IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT

MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS

ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET

MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME

ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED

MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite .

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Adakah AndE penGemmar KanGkung?

Jika anda penggemar kangkung, tidak kira apa jenis kangkung, petis
kangkung, kangkung cos, dll yang berkaitan dengan kangkung, mungkin cerita
ini dapat menjadi pertimbangan bagi anda when you want to eat kangkung

Saya mendapat cerita ini dari seorang teman.

Pada suatu hari di klinik yang terkenal, semua doktor kebingungan kerana
ada seorang anak kecil yang menderita sakit perut. Anak itu dibawa ke
klinik oleh orang tuanya setelah 2 hari menderita diarhea. Sudah bermacam
ubat sakit perut yang diberikan kepada anak itu, namun diarheanya tidak
sembuh.

Di klinik, kedua orang tua anak tersebut ditanya oleh doktor, makanan apa
yang dimakan oleh anak tersebut selama 2 hari ini.

Orang tua anak itu kebingungan, kerana sejak anaknya diarrhea, anak
tersebut tak lalu nak mahu makan, dia hanya minum susu, itu pun akan muntah
semula.

Setelah dikaji, ternyata sebelum menderita diarhea, malam tersebut anak itu
makan kangkung cos di restoran oleh orang tuanya. Doktor segera melakukan
xray, ternyata dalami usus anak tersebut telah berkembang biak lintah
dengan anaknya yang kecil-kecil.

Doktor surrender dan menyatakan tidak sanggup mengambil tindakan medical
apapun.

Akhirnya anak kecil malang itupun meninggal dunia. setelah dikaji, ternyata
lintah itu sebelumnya berada di dalam batang kangkung yang besar. Memang,
untuk penggemar kangkung cos yang paling enak adalah batangnya. Lintah yang
berada di dalam batang kangkung itu tidak akan mati walau dimasak selama
manapun, apa lagi untuk kangkung cos proses memasak tidak terlalu lama
untuk menghasilkan rasa kangkung yang sedap. Lintah hanya akan mati jika
dibakar.

Di dalam usus anak tadi, lintah yang hanya dalam 1 ke 2 hari berkembang
biak dengan cepatnya kerana menghuni didalam tubuh dan terus menghisap
darah yang ada, doktor juga menjadi bingung, bagaimana
mematikan/membersihkan lintah yang telah sangat banyak tersebut dari dalam
usus anak malang itu.

Jujur, sejak mendengar cerita itu, kesukaan saya terhadap kangkung menjadi
berkurang, boleh dibilang sudah 1 bulan ini saya sama sekali tidak makan
kangkung dalam bentuk apa pun, bukan kerana menjadi paranoid, tapi bagi
Saya lebih baik menjaga segala kemungkinan yang ada, masih banyak sayur
lain yang dapat kita makan dengan meminimumkan segala kemungkinan "lintah"
yang terselip di dalamnya. Semoga cerita ini dapat menjadi pertimbangan
untuk kita semua sebelum masak/makan kangkung.

Best Regards,

Dr. Norni Abdullah,

Psychiatrist,

Hospital Tengku Ampuan Rahimah,

42500 Klang,

Selangor.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart‏

So is yours correct?

Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back.
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs.
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion......


AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart ~ ( Jan 20 - Feb 18 )
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Dreamer ~ ( Feb 19 - Mar 20 )
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Un selfishGood kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19 )
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Enduring One ~ ( April 20 - May 20th )
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcutsTake pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward

GEMINI - The Chatterbox ~ ( May 21 - June 20 )
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Protector ~ (June 21 - July 22 )
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Boss ~ ( July 23 - Aug 22 )
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leo's. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ ( Aug 23 - Sept 22 )
In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22 )
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Intense One ~ Very Energetic ~ (Oct 23 - Nov 21 )
Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic.
Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ (Nov 22 - Dec 21 )
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome ). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ ( Dec 22 - Jan 19 )
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Send away!! ~ Ready ......... Set ................GO!
1 - 3 people = 1 minute of luck
4 - 7 people = 1 hour of luck
8 - 12 people = 1 day of luck
13 - 17 people = 1 week of luck
18 - 22 people = 1 month of luck
23 - 27 people = 3 months of luck d28 - 32 people = 7 months of luck
33 - 37 people = 1year of luck .............
38 and more = a very lucky life!
KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!!!

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111



9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless !!

Stress Test‏

Please take test to check how stress you are....

The Banana Test



There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds



Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.




































If your answer is:

Orangutan = you're dull & normal

Ape = you're a moron

Monkey = worse, you're an idiot

King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid



Why?! ????









A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
Take some time off and relax!

HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAK

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact

As Time Passes

Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact

After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First?

Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...

I Don`t Want To Be One Of This Kind.

So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One

To Say

Dear Friend

I Am Fine Here

Please keep in touch with me

See If You Can Read This

Hi all, Thsi si fnnuy. Cna yuo raed tish?
*fi **yuo** **cna** **raed** **tihs**, **yuo** **hvae** a **sgtrane** **mnid** too**
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.**
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.**
ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS*

KL Taxi - Please Read (especially for gals' aware) ]

Please take a few minutes to read this and please pass it on to every
>female you know and care about.
>
> On Saturday, 16th, at 6:45pm my sister (original email writer) boarded a
>taxi at the Wangsa Maju LRT to return home. At the end of the road, the
>taxi driver stopped to pick up another passanger (male) who seemed to be
>going off the same direction. Well, my sister didn't suspect anything funny
>as they looked genuine, and he was
> going her direction and she was in a hurry.
>
> Little did she suspect that she was in for a huge trauma! But when she
>asked the taxi driver to turn into the junction where she lives, the driver
>pretended to miss it and the male passenger said that since they were
>already nearer to his place, why not send him off first and the driver
>politely asked my sister if that's ok... and she thought she was doing a
>good deed! As soon as they got to the end of the housing area next to the
>big walls of the Academi TV3, the male passenger, locked all the doors and
>leapt to the back and held a knife at her throat and forced her to bend her
>head down.... she had to give up her jewelry, and the $200 cash she had.
>Not satisfied with only that much, they threatened for more so they drove
>off to Maybank Jln Setapak andtook out everything she had that was around
>7:30pm ..... The driver returned the card after clearing the account! Then
>they drove off to the back area of Tasik Titiwangsa and dropped her off
>there. Left her with only $10 and ask her to take another taxi home! My
>sister had to walk a long way back to the main road to get help and she is
>really traumatised by all these. Later at the police station we found out
>that she was victim #3 that same day!
>
> Let's remind everyone we know, as it could easily happen to us too or to
>anyone we care about. The lesson to be learnt here:
>
> 1. always check the plate # BEFORE you board a taxi.
> 2. always check the other things that a taxi should have - the driver's
> ID, the inside number etc etc.
> 3. NEVER allow the driver to pick up another passenger - No matter what!
> if they do, get off and just pay the man.
> 4. avoid taking the taxi alone, if you can.
> 5. be extra careful if it is after office hours.
>
> *for Guys, Pls 4wd this mail to gals u know...*

If I get this back, OK, if not I will Know Why

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;

Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;

Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.

Someone who convinces you that
there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.

This is the sacred RED
ROSE.

You MUST pass this rose on to at least 5 people within
the hour of receiving this rose. After you do, make a wish.

If you have passed it on, your wish will come true
and love will come your way shortly.

If not your life will stay the same as it has
always been.

Just be nice & pass it on....May we all be
loved so much.

Friend if I don't get this back I can take a
hint!

How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Hardly anyone I know!

But some of us have all right
friends and good friends!!!

Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back
to you then you know that you are a true friend..

The Danger Of Eating Chicken Wings

¡° Chicken Wings - Its Dangerous!

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently - ladies, especially; a true

story...!

A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent an

operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark

colored blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the surgery

but! she was terribly wrong.

A relapse occurred just a few months later. Distressed, she rushed down to

her gynecologist for a consultation.

During her consultation, her doctor asked her a question that puzzled her.

He ask if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings and she

replied yes wondering as to how, he knew of her eating habits.

You see, the truth is in this modern day and age; chickens are injected

with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this

society can be met. This need is none other than the need for food.

Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at the

neck or the wings. Therefore, it is in these places that the highest

concentration of steroids exists. These steroids have terrifying effects on

the body as it accelerates growth. It has an even more dangerous

effect in the presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more

prone to the growth of a cyst in the womb. Therefore, I advise the

people out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of

consuming chicken wings!

People, who receive this email, please forward it to your friends and loved

ones. I am sure no one wants to see him or her suffer!

soooo sweet!

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die..

SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.

And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.

Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.

It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.

Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.

Remember:
'A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
WE screwed up, but we had fun! '
Proud to be your Friend!

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead.

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.

I've learned...that it's those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.

What makes me think I can?

I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned.

I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.

To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.

If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have
a circle of friends.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored!

Life is a gift...

Appreciate what you have....


There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.


She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her.

She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see everything, including her boyfriend.


Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.


Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying.
"Just take care of my eyes dear."


This is how human brain changes when the status changed.


Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations.

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven.


And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.


But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.


And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around.


Life is a gift.

What should you do if you lost your hand phone ?

Is this True?????


What should you do if you lost your hand phone ?

Forwarding this useful info to all h/p users....
Just in case you lose your mobile or it gets stolen.
Do u know this little trick?

A 'get your own back' if you have your mobile stolen.
May be of interest to Mobile Users among you.
To check your Mobile phone's serial number,
key in the following digits on your phone:

* # 0 6 #


A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.
This number is unique to your handset.
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.
Should your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code.

They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be no point in stealing mobile
phones. Please do this now & keep the 15 digit code somewhere safe just in case. Let your friends know about this.


This memo will be too late if you only remember after your phone is stolen.

Fantastic Personal Security Idea

THIS IS A VERY EFFECTIVE ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE OF US WHO DO NOT HAVE A HOUSE ALARM!

Fantastic Personal Security Idea

A Simple and Easy Task for our Safety. (tips from Bukit Aman)

Next time you come home for the night and before you put your keys away, think of this :

It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation.

Start keeping your car keys next to your bed on the night stand before you go to rest.

If you think someone is trying to get into your house, or if you hear a noise outside your house, just press the alarm button on the remote controller of your car.....

Test it! It should be triggered on almost when you press in
everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your
battery runs down or until you reset it.

If your car alarm is activated when someone is trying to break in your
house, odds are the burglar or rapist won't stick around.....after a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that.

Try yours to make sure it works before you rely on it. Just know that you must press the alarm button again to turn it off.

And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car at the carpark in the evening or while you are alone. The alarm can work the same way there.....

This is something that should really be shared with everyone.

Maybe it could save a life or from a sex abuse.

So put those car keys & remote controller on the night table now!
Or if you're at work, forward this message to your home so that you will remember to do this tonight when you get home. Let the rest of the family know about this too.

And then, forward this to everyone you know.*

just for some laughs... ;)

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend...
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!





An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.





A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

IMPORTANT TEST!

Are you MALE or FEMALE ??????

To know the answer, look down...






















NOT HERE... MY FRIEND

I SAID LOOK DOWN .... BETWEEN YOUR LEGS LAH ...

NOT SCROLL DOWN...!!!!!

..aaaiiyaa itu pun tak reti ka...wa pon kena tipu... ( ^_^ )

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK, apparently

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."