beware of stranger's SMS 012-4928392 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!‏

Hi guys and girls,

Below was the content taken out from my brother's email to me, this was

what happened to him this morning......so every one of us be careful

when

receive any SMS from stranger.





Today morning, while I still sleeping, I heard my hand phone SMS tone

ringing. Then I open my eye and c, got a sms from number 012-4928392

send

me a sms with content :"Long time no see already, how are you

now?".First

when I saw this SMS I thought it maybe from my old friend... then i

reply:"Fine how are u"



Then at 10:30 i receive a message from the same number and the content

shocked me:"Anda telah memilih untuk mengaktifkan perkidmatan kami, cas

sebanyak Rm10/mingguan akan dikenakan sebagai yuran perkidmatan. Untuk

membatalkan perkhidmatan, sila SMS FINE OFF kepada number 333431 and

sebanyak RM20 dikenakan untuk setiap sesi pembatalan."



I quickly check my balance and c... my account had already being

subtracted

RM15



Just now I email Maxis to report the case and asked maxis to trace this

number, and Maxis said will give me the report by tomorrow.





Regards,

Cheah Tze Chan

Teknik Terbaru Perogol ~~ Rohypnol&Progestrex~~‏

All,
Please take extra careful !!!!!
Subject: Fw: Teknik Terbaru Perogol ~ Rohypnol&Progestrex~ sebarkan pd wanita yg anda sayangi
Menurut laporan Polis seorang wanita telah dirogol oleh 5 lelaki disebuah kelab malam di Singapura pada malam Sabtu sebelum ditinggalkan. Wanita tersebut tidak berupaya untuk mengingati kejadian malam tersebut, namun ujian mengesahkan bahawa beliau telah dirogol berulang kali dengan kesan rohypnol di dalam darahnya dan progestrex, sejenis pil 'mencuci' yang kecil.
Dadah tersebut kini digunakan oleh perogol-perogol dan kemudian 'mencuci' mereka. Progesterex dibekalkan kepada para Doktor haiwan untuk'mencuci'haiwan besar. Khabarnya Progesterex digunakan bersama Rohypnol,
sebagai dadah 'Dating' dan rogol.

Apa yang mereka perlu lakukan ialah menitiskan Rohypnol ke dalam minuman si gadis, mangsa tersebut tidak akan ingat apa-apa pun esok paginya , apa yang berlaku kepadanya sepanjang malam tersebut.

Progesterex amat senang larut dalam minuman, akan 'mencuci' agar simangsa tidak akan mengandung akibat dari perkosaan tersebut dan siperogol tidak bimbang untuk perlu menjalani ujian air mani dan DNA kemudian . Kesan dadah ini adalah K*E*K*A*L terhadap si mangsa.

Prodesterex asalnya adalahuntuk memandulkan kuda, Mana-mana wanita yang mengambilnya TIDAK AKAN MENGANDUNG SAMPAI BILA-BILA.

Si durjana boleh memperolehi dadah ini boleh mendapatkan dadah ini dari pusat haiwan atau mana-mana universiti, dan ia diramalkan akan digunakan dengan berleluasa di kampus-kampus.

Tolong edarkan maklumat ini kepada semua yang anda kenali, terutama teman wanita dan gadis remaja. Berwaspada apabila anda keluar, jangan biarkan minuman anda terbiar tanpa dijaga oleh orang yang anda percayai.

Azila Bakri,
Social Worker,
All Women's Action Society (AWAM )

5 don'ts when u r sleeping‏

1 DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed For a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.


2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that Wear bras for more than 12 hours have
A higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.


3 DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere Near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,
But please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including Mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, Switch it off first.


4 DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have Skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have Difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....


5 DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again.

night courses‏

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get
promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah
Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months
already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take
night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you
already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the
author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know
this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RICH/POOR PEOPLE

O NE DAY, THE FATHER OF A VERY WEALTHY FAMILY TOOK HIS SON ON A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY WITH THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF SHOWING HIM HOW POOR PEOPLE LIVE.


THEY SPENT A COUPLE OF DAYS AND NIGHTS ON THE FARM OF WHAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED A VERY POOR FAMILY.
ON THEIR RETURN FROM THIS TRIP, THE FATHER ASKED HIS SOON, "HOW WAS THE TRIP?"

"IT WAS GREAT, DAD."
"DID YOU SEE HOW POOR PEOPLE LIVE?" THE FATHER ASKED.

"OH YEAH," SAID THE SON.

"SO, TELL ME, WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM THIS TRIP?" ASKED THE FATHER.

THE SON ANSWERED.

"I SAW THAT WE HAVE ONE DOG AND THEY HAVE FOUR.

WE HAVE A POOL THAT REACHES TO THE MIDDLE OF OUR GARDEN AND THEY HAVE A CREEK THAT HAS NO END.

WE HAVE IMPORTED LANTERNS IN OUR GARDEN AND THEY HAVE THE STARS AT NIGHT.

OUR PATIO REACHES TO THE FRONT YARD AND THEY HAVE THE WHOLE HORIZON.

WE HAVE A SMALL PIECE OF LAND TO LIVE ON AND THEY HAVE FIELDS THAT GO BEYOND OUR SIGHT.

WE HAVE SERVANTS WHO SERVE US, BUT THEY SERVE OTHERS.

WE HAVE OUR FOOD, BUT THEY GROW THEIRS.

WE HAVE WALLS AROUND OUR PROPERTY TO PROTECT US, THEY HAVE FRIENDS TO PROTECT THEM."

THE BOY'S FATHER WAS SPEECHLESS.

THEN HIS SON ADDED, "THANKS DAD FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE."

ISN'T PERSPECTIVE A WONDERFUL THING? MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ALL GAVE THANKS FOR EVERYTHING WE HAVE INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT WHAT WE DON'T HAVE.

APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE THINGS YOU HAVE, ESPECIALLY FRIENDS!!

"LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FRIENDS ARE TOO FEW"

Heart Attacks and drinking Warm Water

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.



For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.
A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send to a friend. It could save a life. So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

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(>''''<) ( 'o' ) ( 'o' ) / Hello...
-(,,)'-'(,,)- --(,,)--(,,)- -(,,)------

(>''''<)
( 'o', ) How's Going On ?!
(,,) (,,)

(>''''<)
( -.- ) Zzz....
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TaKe CaRe .... :)

Maybank Account Holder .. Please Read...

Whoever has the Maybank account number with ATM card, please be careful when withdrawing money through ATM machine,

1. For the first time when you enter the right pin number, a message "invalid pin number" pops up.

2. Then, when you enter your pin number for the second time, a message "invalid pin number, please call this number "xxx-xxxx" pops up.

3. If you call this number, you will lose all your money.

NOTE : if you encounter the above matter, please DO NOT call the number. One of my friends just lost RM 700.00 on last Sunday and Maybank checked his
last transaction was on that day itself even though he did not withdraw any money. Please forward this to your friends.

Best Regards,
Normah Zakaria
Credit Risk Management
Level 29, East Wing
Menara Maybank
Tel : 03-20708833

1 egg + 2 mobiles‏

A very important message
to everyone, please read it carefully.


1 Egg,& 2 Mobiles

65 minutes of connection between mobiles.

Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes approximately...


During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;

25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;

45 minutes later the egg is hot;

65 minutes later the egg is cooked.


Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins of your brains when you do long calls.

Please try to reduce long time calls on mobile phones and pass this mail
to all your friends & Family you care for.

Urgent Message from TELEKOM

To those who have a telekom home phone, please read. Here is the original text received from Telekom:
If you get a call from someone identifying himself as a phone technician performing a test, and this person asks you to touch nine( 9), zero(0 ),hash sign (#) and then hang up... Please REFUSE TO DO SO! By pushing 90#, you are giving the individual, who called you, access to your telephone line and allowing them to place a long distance call with the charges appearing on your telephone bill.

We were further informed that line scam has been originating from many of the local jails/prisons.

Please pass the word around.

the eye test

Can you find the B (there are 2 B's)? DON"T skip or your wish won't come
true...


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you've found the B
Find the 1

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Once you found the 1..............



Find the 6


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999


once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...

Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!


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OK, NOW THAT U MADE A WiSH, IT WILL COME TRUE.....ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS FORWARD
TO 3 PEOPLE BUT IF YOU FORWARD TO MORE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER!!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's nameis Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country,but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

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chair

funny

Interesting Facts

1. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?

2. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4. Banging your head against a wall uses an average of 900 calories an hour.

5. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

7. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

8. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

10. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

11. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

12. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

13. Every time you lick a stamp,you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

14. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

15. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

16. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

17. Babies are born without knee caps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

18. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

19. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

20. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

22. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30's lobbied against hemp farmers they saw it as competition.

23. You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

24. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

25. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.

26. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

27. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

28. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

29. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,dogs only have about ten.

30. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

智障標籤

在美國有些產品上的說明標籤很"智障"....... 信不信由你，以下是一些產品標籤上的說明。

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sears 吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Dial 香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用 (那到底是怎麼用呢？)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swanson冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍 (建議而已喔！)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 ( 剛好放得進一顆頭)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
Tesco's Tiramisu點心：(印在盒子底部) 請勿倒置

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boots 兒童咳嗽藥：請勿開車或操作機械

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
某韓國製廚房用刀：警告：隔離小孩

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury's 花生：警告：內含花生

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上(飛機上常會發的點心，內含豆子、榛果等堅果) ：說明：打開包裝，吃堅果

On a Swedish chain saw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
某瑞典製的電鋸( 殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：請勿試圖用你的雙手或生殖器停止電鋸

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來

reason not to visit a five-star hotel

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice
Tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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"How to ask you boss for a salary increase...."

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo $$

In thi $ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de $perately. I think you $ hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u $ worker $ who have given $ o much $upport including $ weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your'$ $incerely,


Marian $hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :
Dear Marian

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NO thing more to add NOw. You k NO w what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

Friends always...

You might be best friends one year,

pretty good friends the next year,

don't talk that often the next year,

and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say,

even if I never talk to you again in my life,

you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends,

no matter how often you talk,

or how close you are,

and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,

and tell new friends you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend,

someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,

just remember this

and take comfort in knowing

somebody out there cares about you and always will...

Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."

Prison vs works--Read Till End

IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell

AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

IN PRISON

you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

IN PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

you get your own toilet .

AT WORK

you have to share .

IN PRISON
they allow your family and
friends to visit.

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?
Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........


Kill your Manager

funny picture

made from ordinary scotch tape